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"Ganesha"������������
"NunZilla" � � �
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Computer Room - DAY 523���� 2:15
a.m. � �
Nunzilla: "Thank God. I thought they
would never leave. 15 straight hours on the computer! If I had to stare up his
nostrils for another minute I was going to barf." � �
Ganesha: "...and the coffee breath. Ugh." � �
Nunzilla: "Don't talk to me about coffee
breath! I've been stuck next to this damn coffee mug all day. It smells like
ass. I don't think he ever changes the filter on the machine...." � �
Buddy Christ: "I'll trade you. This glass of
scotch here is making my eyes water.....I don't know how he drinks the stuff." � �
Nunzilla: "Oh, sure! Blame it on the scotch,
crybaby! Quit being such a pansy! If someone would wind-me-up I'd walk over
there and smack your bearded ass." � �
Ganesha: "Hold on now, kids...." � �
Buddy Christ: "Hey...what'd I do?" � �
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Nunzilla: "You-and-your 'Everything's
Cool' crap. You're the reason he slacks-off all day and never gets anything
done. 'Relax mannn ....everything's cool .....take it easy ......your doin'
super .....great job, dude!...'������ Give -
Me - A - Break!" � � � � �
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Buddy Christ: "MY fault!? You're the figure
here that's supposed to represent DISCIPLINE! Maybe you should start pulling
some weight around here!" � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �
Ganesha: "Maybe we..." � �
Nunzilla: "Did you just call me fat!?" � �
Buddy Christ: "You said it, I didn't." � �
Nunzilla: "Ahhh! Somebody wind-me-up NOW!" �
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Ganesha: "Please stop it, you two. We aren't
going to accomplish anything by fighting amongst ourselves. We need to work
together. To find a balance...." � � � � � � � �
Buddy Christ & Nunzilla: [Together] ".....here
we go again." � �
Ganesha: "....we need each other's help. We
can't do this alone. Heaven knows this is a difficult enough mission. What I did
in a previous life to deserve this I will never know.....But we have to get him
to do start doing something productive." � �
Buddy Christ: "What do you suggest we do, 'Nesh?
I've tried everything. But he just sits there, procrastinating every
day....surfing the internet. And ever since this whole Diary thing started, the
two of them have turned into internet-zombies....." � �
Nunzilla: "Whoever heard of an internet
diary? That has to be the stupidest...." � �
Ganesha: "Yes, but you enjoy reading the
dominatrix and bondage diaries, don't you, Nunzilla?" � �
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Buddy Christ: "Bust-ed!" � � � � � � � � �
Ganesha: "Yes, well perhaps you've been
too successful, Buddy C. It seems that he has plenty of confidence....and he
is certainly laid back. If it wasn't for my ability to create prosperity and
eliminate obstacles, I doubt he would know what a paycheck looked like." � �
Nunzilla: "Haha! Hear that? BigNose says
you're fouling up my work. Now, bend over like a good little boy so I can
introduce your ass to the metric system!" � �
Ganesha: "...and Nunzilla.....Buddy C is
right. You really need to assert yourself here a little more. He obviously could
use some discipline. Buddy and I have done our part - he has had plenty of
confidence and luck coming his way. Maybe you could influence him to actually
get some work done." � �
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Nunzilla: "Get something done!? How am I
supposed to do that when he spends half the day doing shit like this!?
What am I supposed to do? His girlfriend can't even get him to do his work. All
I can do is make sparks come out of my mouth!"�������
*sparks fly out of mouth* � � � � � � �
Buddy Christ: "His girlfriend can do that
too. I saw it the other day when he mentioned something about oversleeping for a
deadline." � �
Ganesha: "Yes. She must have been very angry
with him. I heard a lot of commotion in the bedroom that night...." � �
Buddy Christ: "But they sounded kinda happy
at that point." � �
Nunzilla: "Oh, will you two get a freakin'
clue!!?" � �
Buddy Christ: "Dude, at least since they
started this diary thing they stopped playing computer games. I was going to lose my
hearing standing in front of this speaker. We at least get a little break until
that Half-Life2 game comes out." � �
Ganesha: "Be thankful you're not the Green
Stuffed Turtle. He's on the floor next to the subwoofer." � �
Nunzilla: "Why are we even here? Do they
think that putting little figurines in front of the computer is going to improve
their lives?" � �
Buddy Christ: "Well, I think tha...." � �
Nunzilla: "Shut-up, Buddy.....you're only
here because they like Kevin Smith movies. I'm here because I rock! I'm
cool all by myself!�� I don't need a movie, bitch!�� I'm
Nunzilla!��� Now kiss my feet before I spank you!" � �
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Ganesha: "I'm here because she thought I
would bring luck and prosperity to her boyfriends business." � � � � � �
Buddy Christ: "Uh.........she should have
bought a lot more of you then." � �
Nunzilla: "Word." � � � � � � � �
