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lesson number one.

if you chew cool rush trident gum, be forewarned, it has flavor crystals.

should one of the flavor crystals separate from the gum and float around your mouth like some little foreign entity, do not take it out of your mouth, it is supposed to be there, leave it.

should you take the clear flavor ball out of your mouth do not, i repeat, do not try and figure out its consistency.

do not squeeze it to see if it is solid or gelatinous, it is liquid and if you squeeze it, it squirts and it aims for your eye.

if you do not follow my warning, see lesson number two.

lesson number two.

strong peppermint in the eye:

1. is the equivalent of pepper spray (notice the similarity in name� peppermint, pepper spray�see?);

2. clears out your nasal passages better than any nasal decongestant on the market;

3. stings like a bitch for what feels like an eternity; and

4. leaves you looking like the biggest dumbass in the world.

and that, my friends, is my lesson for the week.

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